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Time To Get Serious

September 1, 2011 @ 08:11

By mid-afternoon I'll be somewhere on the road that runs behind my trailer with bocce balls in hand, practicing for the 2011 Jeff Laird Memorial Bocce Tournament.

Yes, its that time of year again, when all the trailerites gather for the annual battle that stretches throughout most of Saturday and ends with a huge pot luck feast.

This year I'm offering barbequed pork tenderloin with Jamaican spice. Not necessarily jerk spice you knuckleheads, a different spice that got rave reviews when I served it several weeks ago.

Have I told you that I'm the only two time winner of the Jeff Laird? Yup, I am. Many have won it once, nobody besides me has won it twice, and I've come oh so close to winning it a third and fourth time.

It's a bastardized version of the classic Italian game. We play with plastic balls and we go up and down a dirt road. There's no bordered pitch, just wide open space that provides an adventure at every turn.

It's gonna be a great weekend, the last long weekend of the summer, chance for all of us to get together for one last blast, and this weekend will be highlighted by a visit from Humble Howard and his sweet girlfriend Amanda.

Hope the weather co-operates.

As of Tuesday, we all have to get serious again. For some reason Labour Day does that to you. The fun season comes to an end and we all have to focus on what makes the fun times possible.

It will be a different winter for Humble and I. We're about to embark on a new venture that will be fully explained over the next week or so. If it works, it will be every radio announcers dream.

A show with no restrictions, no regulation and nobody asking why you went an extra 37 seconds on that last break.

If it doesn't work I've got my eye on the plumbing section at Home Depot. It's only two minutes from my house and apparently they have good benefits.

Stayed tuned because we're on the verge of launching a website that will begin to explain everything, including how we need you to help us out.

As for CanadianThinker.com it may change in the coming weeks as well as my focus switches from one thing to another. CT has been great therapy and exercise but it might be time to move on.

One thing I promise. There will be no time given to the provincial election. After eight years of Dalton McGuinty I know who I'm voting for, and I figure those who haven't come to the same conclusion are probably beyond help, so what's the use goin' on about it.

Come Tuesday, its time to turn the corner and give it a shot - I hope you come along for the ride.

But for now, I have to concentrate on my game. How do you like my form?

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22 Responses to "Time To Get Serious"


Chip Truck in the Sky
September 1, 2011 / 09:50

Your alway's leaning to the right.


"Speyside Phil"
September 1, 2011 / 11:19

Hey Freddie, what's that thing hanging down from your right pant leg??


Bruce Barker
September 1, 2011 / 11:58

It is Fred doing his John Holmes imitation.

Fred THE WAD Patterson


Anonymous
September 1, 2011 / 12:15

i thought it was ginormo turd falling out,looks kinda like a well done sausage


4 x 4 Time
September 1, 2011 / 12:48

I guess Bocce ball players don't wear jocks to keep their junk in place.


Anonymous
September 1, 2011 / 12:53

Ron Jeremy?


edyfelson
September 1, 2011 / 13:48

Humble has a girlfriend? What happened to Randee?


Jeff
September 1, 2011 / 15:07

I love the fact this his "piece" is black. LOL. Good luck with the Bocce Freddie and I can't wait to hear more deets on what you and Howard have in the works. Are you looking for any former Libertarians turned left wingers to participate?


Bruce Mallory
September 1, 2011 / 16:10

Leeeeetttttttttssssssssss
Get ready to Ruuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbleee!!


Johnny Wadd
September 1, 2011 / 16:14

Thunderstorms this weekend with lightning.Better cover up that anchor peeking out of your panties !!


the naked drywall guy
September 1, 2011 / 19:34

Hey Freddie,

If my shlong was that big the only balls I would be playing with would be my own. You could do yourself Fred, or for sure make some porn. I know I would watch.


Anonymous
September 1, 2011 / 20:36

Long dong Fraud


Rick C in Oakville
September 1, 2011 / 21:45

LOL Speyside didn't even notice Freddie P had an appendage hanging out, don't let it get too much sun it might shrivel up and die.


Anonymous
September 2, 2011 / 11:18

Conrad Black---what an _____!!!
Entitlement should be his middle name.
And if you get a Knox-GM email...burn it...another entitlement _____ !!!!
It starts off sounding like he's pissed at GM etc for getting money from the Gov;t.
But he sells to GM etc so that's a positive. He then blames the workers for the problems. Always the working stiff. I know he defines the stiffs as union but that's just a facist plot.
Happy fecking Labour Day all.


Freeway
September 2, 2011 / 12:39

Looking like a true WOP. Where's Il Duce? He should be sponsoring the event.
Hell, I should coming in to M.C it.
Happy Long Weekend!


Freeway
September 2, 2011 / 12:40

Looking like a true WOP. Where's Il Duce? He should be sponsoring the event.
Hell, I should be coming in to M.C it.
Happy Long Weekend!


"Speyside Phil"
September 2, 2011 / 17:26

By the way Fred, no comments on the end of Canadian Thinker.
Say it ain't so Freddie.
Pretty Please!!


El Torpedo
September 3, 2011 / 00:33

Best of luck Fred. I'll definitely check out whatever you and Humble have cooked up. Hopefully it will be a format we can endorse and participate in. In the meantime, au revoir to all the regs here (Pam, Trish, Argie, Speyside Phil,Pauly Walnuts, Il Duce, LEW, Mike from Lowville, Freeway Frank - hell, even Irvine, and so many others), whether I shared your viewpoint or not, it was a blast to read, and sometimes learn from, all of the differing opinions.

Cheers!

El Torpedo


Il Duce
September 3, 2011 / 07:22

@Freeway

They may need you for more than just an MC. Apparently there is a rain storm headed for Freddiep's trailer park. In order to not cancel the Bocce Tourney, they could use your nose as an umbrella for the entire event.

Sorry Frank, I'm gearing up for hockey season.


Anonymous
September 5, 2011 / 16:37

amen El Torp


Buffalo Boy Mike
September 5, 2011 / 17:51

Freddie, good luck! You got this Tournament no problem, Can't wait to hear what you and Howard are doin!


nina
September 14, 2011 / 13:30

Good post, well put together. Thanks. I will be back soon to check out for updates. Cheers


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