October 21, 2010 @ 07:43
Hey Fred,
Here's my submission for guest bloggers on CanadianThinker.
I've definitely thought I was "SuperDrunk" before, but it was more of just a "FEELING".
The government never had to stepped in and officially confirmed that I wasn't just drunk, but "SuperDrunk". Well . . . the state of Michigan has taken the guessing out of it. The lawmakers there have created a legal definition of the phrase "SuperDrunk." Seriously.
Starting on the 31st, any drunk driver who has a blood alcohol level of 0.17 or higher will be officially classified as "SuperDrunk", not just drunk.
To be just plain old drunk, your blood alcohol level has to be between .08 and .16. And if you're caught "SuperDrunk" driving, all the penalties are higher. Even first-time offenders could get $8,000 in fines, double the jail time, mandatory rehab, at least 45 days without driving, and a breathalyzer lock installed in their car.
For the average person, a 0.17 blood-alcohol content means you're drinking just over two drinks per hour. I guess I have been "SuperDrunk".
Anyhow I thought I would try and find some real gross drinks to get ya "SuperDrunk"..
How about trying the Bloody Tampon - Blend together whiskey, tequila, vodka, lemon juice, Bailey's, and V8.
Lets order the 'Cement Mixer' - Hold a shot of Bailey's in the mouth; sip lime juice; swirl the two together.
Ask for this at your favorite bar, the 'Horse Jizz' - 1 part beer; 1 part milk. Get a big mug. Pour in one ingredient, then the other.
I wish Taco Bell had a liquor license, I would order a 'Hot Mexican Hooker' - 1 oz tequila; half-ounce Tabasco sauce; liquid from a can of tuna.
Kids might enjoy this, A 'Mac & Cheese Jell-O Shot' - Contains Cheese Rum, milk, macaroni, and Velveeta.
The 'Motor Oil' - Jagermeister, Peppermint Schnapps, Cinnamon Schnapps, and coconut rum. I would rather drink Castrol. Under doctors orders.
'NyQuil' - 1 shot Grenadine; 1 shot Sambuca; double shot of Triple Sec on ice.
This would have me barfin'. The 'Prairie Oyster' - Bourbon, Tabasco sauce, and a raw egg, mixed in a blender. Sorry I was wrong, this will.
The 'Smoker's Cough' - Pour 1.5 oz Jagermeister into a shot glass; add a spoon of mayonnaise.
These are the type of drinks you wanna order to avoid being... "SuperDrunk."
Category: Guest Columnists
October 21, 2010 / 08:56
Unfortunately I still know a few who drink and drive.
I may have seen a few I don't know who drink and drive who almost hit me recently.
October 21, 2010 / 09:06
batak
October 21, 2010 / 09:12
If I'm SuperDrunk, do I get super powers? It sounds like I should.
Able to trip over thin air with a single stride.
Able to pick up chicks with a single grab assin' "hows the hell are ya, honeycakes?"
Faster than the guy down the bar trying to avoid getting into a conversation with me about his shirt for the 15th time in an hour and a half.
More powerful than the biker I just told to get bent...at least until he decides to respond.
This might not be so bad.
October 21, 2010 / 10:38
Craigy - we miss you in Toronto...
October 21, 2010 / 20:32
Craig that was some funny shit, Heres to gettin super drunk this TGIF
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