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Tiger Tales

November 28, 2009 @ 12:48

You should never jump to conclusions or accuse without proof, but you've got to believe there's a lot more to the Tiger Woods story.

Leaving his house at 2:25 in the morning and taking out a fire hydrant and a tree in the process raises some big time flags.

There have been stories recently that Tiger has been droppin' his putter into a different bag and his knock-out wife Elin ain't too impressed, so it should be interesting to see how this unfolds over the next few days.

The "other" woman is rumoured to be a New Yorker named Rachel Uchitel, who like Elin is a baby come on, let's be doing it kind of gal.

You've got to wonder what Tiger is thinking given his squeekly clean image. There are a lot of people who'd like to have an affair with Tiger, including Humble Howard, but it's another thing for Tiger to bite.

He's got a lot to lose. Unless he's socked so much money away he has decided to start thinking with his pecker......................

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16 Responses to "Tiger Tales"


Jake
November 28, 2009 / 17:16

His driving certainly ain't like his DRIVING!!!!!


Sid
November 28, 2009 / 17:17

When the cat's away.....


Phil Mickleson
November 28, 2009 / 17:18

No more Nikes for me.


Rick C in Oakville
November 28, 2009 / 17:37

I have a hunch his wife was chasing him with a putter and wanted to put it in his hole!

Say it isn't so!!!
Sorry to hear this, he had the man from glad image, which made for a great role model given the other azz hats in Pro Sports.

Maybe it's an Elvis thing, once she had the kids he couldn't get his game on in the bed room because she was now like his mother.


Right Uppercut
November 28, 2009 / 20:55

Got caught putting his balls in the wrong... ball-washer!


Shark
November 28, 2009 / 20:58

These accusations make no sense, for real his wife decided to skip helping him by opening the driver door.
She also decided to skip the passenger and rear passenger doors.
She was smart enough to take out the rear window with a golf iron to get to him...LOL


The Guy at Every Golf Event
November 28, 2009 / 21:14

IN THE HOLE


Bopper
November 29, 2009 / 18:29

The 'new' lady must be his golfBALL washer.


Rake
November 30, 2009 / 13:14

It's sad to see classy role models like Tiger look less than classy. he'll bounce back though. We have to cut everyone some slack sometime.


Argie
November 30, 2009 / 22:51

Rake,

"Role model"??? If Tiger is your role model, you're in serious need of help. He's a great golfer - that's it - end of story.

I hope his wife takes him for half of what he's worth.


Jon from (near) Buffalo
December 1, 2009 / 13:32

NO ONE hits a fire hydrant AND a tree in front of his OWN house at 2:30am without drugs or alcohol being involved. Whether he's screwing around or not, rest assured there is some sort of substance problem....Why else would he cancel 4 days worth of interviews with the police: to wait for his bloodstream to clear.....
But we'll never hear about it because he will be protected like any other overpaid celeb.


Rake
December 1, 2009 / 13:32

Argie---c'mon in my office and speak to his adoring fans.
You may or may not get out.
PS he's not MY role model. I hate golf. Stupid game. But quite a few of Obabma's fans are his too for one big reason.


Mississauga Blogger
December 1, 2009 / 17:19

Not bad Tiger only received a ticket for $164 dollars. I wonder if he will contest it?


El Torpedo
December 1, 2009 / 17:28

I guess we'll probably never know the facts, but the first thing I thought when I saw the picture of the crash was, "Why would she need to smash the windows in to help him out of that. It's not liked it flipped. The driver side door wasn't obstructed in any way. I don't know - I suppose it's possible he hit his head and was unconscious and the doors were locked, but it sure didn't look that serious to me.


Paul
December 2, 2009 / 10:58

I like Tiger's taste in all his women. He should have kept his putter nearer his bag, but since he has been swinging his club all over the place he is going to have to start paying greens fees like the rest of us. I guess it wasn't Tiger that farted either that time! This recent event calls into quesion everything about Tiger. Was that I "foot wedge" I saw Tiger using at the Masters?


Jon from (near) Buffalo
December 2, 2009 / 13:00

Not every shot that goes in wins, Tiger.....


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