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Post Turtle

September 29, 2009 @ 08:30

"While stitching a wound on the hand of a old farmer, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually, the topic got around to Ignatieff and his bid to be the PM of Canada.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, he's a 'Post Turtle'.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'Post Turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'Post Turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, you know he doesn't belong up there, you know he doesn't know what to do while he's up there and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass moron put him there to begin with."

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89 Responses to "Post Turtle"


Nigel Trousershrapnel
September 29, 2009 / 13:53

What happened to the Mexico post?


Ned
September 29, 2009 / 15:04

yeah---where's Mexico


Fred
September 29, 2009 / 15:04

Mexico advertises on our radio stations thus--removed.


Hector
September 29, 2009 / 15:06

Fred...why do you keep attacking this guy? It is starting to make me wonder if maybe underneath it all, he may not be that bad.


Keene
September 29, 2009 / 15:28

Hector what do you mean? Fred picks on him because he's a fake! He no more should be leader of this country than Jack Layton. Is Harper the best we can do? I hope not but it isnt this Johnny Come-Lately


Horonymous
September 29, 2009 / 17:43

I guess the Liberals during elections don't advertise on Corus?;)


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September 29, 2009 / 20:13

Horonymous said, "I guess the Liberals during elections don't advertise on Corus?"
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Rick C in Oakville
September 29, 2009 / 20:57

I wonder how quickly Iggy will depart for the US once his political career in Canada is short lived?


Horonymous
September 29, 2009 / 22:34

Because if the do a I hope the policy will be constant on not commenting on things/people that advertised on Corus


Mikey
September 30, 2009 / 00:08

Know what you get when you have a leader that's never left the country? George W. Bush.

We still have our own version here. Actually, he's a mix between Bush and Cheney: a vicious partisan who can't put aside his personal squabbles to effectively lead, and also has absolutely hideous, Supercuts-esque hair.

Sorry, that's an insult to Supercuts; he flowbees.


Mike from Lowville
September 30, 2009 / 10:42

Funny Fred, I heard the same joke over 2 years ago plugging Harper as the Post Turtle. Only Harper has one way to go now, that would be down.


Anonymous
September 30, 2009 / 11:13

Mikey, seriously, hair styles? What's next...Shoes? Don't gloss over the fact that going outside a country and abandoning it for 35 years is 2 different things. A lot went on in Canada since 1976. And you can't argue the fact that Ignatieff only came back to Canada because he was convinced to run for Parlaiment. That's just the facts. If Harper left Canada for the US for 35 years you'd be ranting about that ad nauseam and frankly I'd agree.

Mike, one big difference though, this joke suits Ignatieff.


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