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Spicy Meat Balls

May 20, 2009 @ 08:19

Part of my house stinks, my car stinks a bit and my garage stinks a lot.

On Monday night as my daughter Melanie and her boyfriend Josh were leaving the house, their dog "Bones" ran into my open garage and tangled with a skunk.

It was about eleven o'clock and the skunk, who reportedly lives beneath Neighbour John's front porch, decided to visit the my garbage restaurant and was in the midst of enjoying some rotting leftovers when Bones bounded out of the house, got the scent of the skunk and did what any dog would do, he went after it.

Unfortunately the skunked was in the corner of the garage where I have some hardwood flooring stacked and although he directed most his vile spray into the face and down the throat of Bones, some of it made contact with the wood, and that's bad news.

Skunk spray isn't too bad if it's just in the air, but when it makes contact with something, it's a whole different story.

That's why Bones got an immediate scrub down and two days later still stinks in the head region and probably will for the next several days.

Although, I should tell you this, it could be worse. Immediately after the incident happened on Monday night, we scrambled for something to use on the dog but we never have tomato juice in the house, and it's supposedly the best thing for skunk spray.

But we did have some Ragu Spaghetti sauce with extra garlic.

Melanie took Bones into the backyard and dumped the jar over his back and worked its entire contents into Bone's fur. At first the dog didn't like it, but then he got the whiff of garlic and tomatoes and thought he had gone to heaven.

What dog wouldn't want to be bathed in something that smells like humans eat? Hell, there are a lot of food stuffs I'd love to be bathed in, with the caramel-chocolate mousse cake that I got my wife for her birthday at the top of the list.

Anyway, Bones laid pack and enjoyed the scrub down, but he wasn't so keen about the rinse off with the cold water from the garden hose.

But I'll tell ya, the Ragu made a big difference. Obviously the tomato base was a factor, but we really think the garlic had something to do with it as well. The skunk juice made a direct hit to the head, but having the entire dog covered in Ragu Spaghetti sauce with extra garlic balanced the odour enough for Melanie and Josh to put Bones in the car and head back to the city.

Yesterday the expected happened, Melanie went to a grooming place and they sold her a super expensive bottle of something that is probably nothing more than dish soap in a fancy bottle, but hey, that's part of owning a dog - getting ripped off by groomers and vets.

Last I heard, Bones was doing fine. The initial shock of the skunk hit freaked him out, but by yesterday afternoon he was lying comfortably in the backyard licking his balls like he's never licked his balls before.

They're super good with a hint of garlic.

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44 Responses to "Spicy Meat Balls"


Horonymous
May 20, 2009 / 09:54

Did you learn the tomato juice trick from the Partridge Family episode?



Steve
May 20, 2009 / 10:09

My black lab had an encounter with a skunk a few years back. Got sprayed right in the face. This was late at night, and of course we didn't have any tomato juice handy. Then my wife says she just saw something on TV a couple of days earlier about this, and she goes and gets a tube of basic, white toothpaste from the bathroom. Nothing to lose, so I spread the toothpaste on his noggin and worked it in. Damned if it didn't work like a charm. Apparently the active ingredients in white toothpaste (not gel) neutralizes the skunk odour. I put the hound in the garage for the night, bathed him the next morning, and you'd never know he'd come out on the short end with a skunk. Thank you, Colgate.


Mike from Lowville
May 20, 2009 / 10:51

I bet the ride home was just wonderful.
Our dog got nailed late last summer and we tried, diluted vinegar solution,
Tomato juice,
Carbolic soap, (safe to use on skin and clothes)
Toothpaste, and
Commercial products (shampoo for animals)all of these and that dog still had that stank. Read somewhere only time will help to dissipate the odor. Every time the dog got damp, you could smell it, in fact just this weekend I though..sniff, I though I could.......naw.


Nigel Trousershrapnel
May 20, 2009 / 11:42

Reminds me of the time your producer at the CFNY morning show, Kevin got tagged by a skunk on the way home from work. I think he just used the incident as an excuse to lick his balls.


craig
May 20, 2009 / 13:54

LOL! Loved the story, Freddie.


Pam
May 20, 2009 / 15:32

I loved your story, Fred - it brought back memories of our wonderful blue point Siamese. Years ago he arrived home at one in the morning, stinking and meowing angrily after a fight with a skunk. He fought like a tiger as we bathed him in tomato juice, then shut him away in his own room for the night. He was his old sweet-smelling self in the morning...


LEW
May 20, 2009 / 16:05

Nigel - old joke but your comment reminded me of it...
Two "special fellas" are walking by a dog who was licking his balls. The one fella says to the other, "don't you wish you could do that?" The other fella says, "yeah, but I think he'd bite me"


Pat
May 20, 2009 / 17:25

Well, there goes dinner plans. Thanks, Freddie.


Pauly Walnuts
May 21, 2009 / 13:36

My dog got sprayed about 2 years ago, and you can still catch a hint of it when he gets wet.

Freddie, you can now make a huge bonfire with the flooring... sorry.


Jake
May 21, 2009 / 15:09

My cat got it a long time ago. Read about a formula with soap, bleach etc. Anyway we bleached the cat...he was ok but somewhat lighter and of course still smelled like polecat around his head as we wanted to avoid his eyes.


lastwordlinda
May 21, 2009 / 22:09

2 cups hydrogen peroxide
1/2 cup baking soda
squirt of dish detergent

Works better than anything else I have ever tried but the baking soda is a bitch to get out of their fur.


Dave
May 22, 2009 / 05:43

I heard that coke will get the skunk smell out. Google it, people have had success with it.


Michael
May 24, 2009 / 23:55

I am the king of skunk smell. February 2008, my 150 year old farm house had a female skunk go off under my foundation. Everything in the house smelled, even the stuff that was at the other end of the house. Lastwordlinda has the recipe for the most effective cleaner for clothes, skin and fur. Trust me I know. Tomato juice does nothing.

As for your hard wood, wait a few days spray it with an industrial cleaner, or vinegar and water - no too diluted and you will be fine. If the smell got into anything porous - material, clothing, etc. - wait, wait a long time, since there is no cleaner or process which will remove the smell. You can reduce it, you can cover it, but you can eliminate it. We had to wait 8 months until we could move back into our house.



Argie
May 25, 2009 / 14:46

Note to self: Don't get a dog.

BTW, mothballs work well to keep skinks away.


Argie
May 25, 2009 / 14:59

Um, I mean "skunks"...


Roshan
June 12, 2009 / 11:52

Hahaha, loved the story Freddie. Funniest real life stories are ones that involve pets or kids. Studies show that the two may be related!


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