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Most Excellent Blooper

April 17, 2009 @ 15:54

Once on the Humble and Fred Show I said "shit" by mistake... that's nothing compared to what happened on Sportsnet last night.


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Stafford
April 17, 2009 / 16:41

1977 on CFNY. A CRTC-ordered community show called "High School Report".

I'm picked by the principal at J.A. Turner to be the weekly contributor.

I show up with my script and a producer named Lorna and I do a number of takes. We finish and I'm prepared to listen on the big day.

Terry McGullicut (SP?) is the afternoon host and needs to burn away five minutes of foreground programming and introduces "High School Report". "Today's focus: J.A. Turner in Brampton with reporter Mike Stafford."

I'm listening, the principal and as many people as I've told are listening. Given CFNY's transmitter at the time, about 23 people are listening.

"I'm Mike Stafford and this is the J.A. Turner High School report. This was a great week for the school's junior Peel footfall tream....aw, fuck Lorna, can I start again?"

Terry stopped the tape and intoned, "High School Report will not be heard this week, now another track from Emerson Lake and Palmer's Works, Volume One....."

I probably should have taken the clue and stopped the radio dream back then!


neil morrison
April 17, 2009 / 17:10

Two Words:

Craig Venn

Two more words:

Ted Wolyshyn

" you'll end up in Windsor for this Venn! "
- David Marsden-


Pam
April 17, 2009 / 17:13

How embarrassing for that guy. If he were a woman, he'd probably be fired...


Argie
April 17, 2009 / 17:35

He won't be fired - suspended maybe but not fired.

In order to be fire you have to offend one of the big 4 all important, all powerful groups. I'm sure most of you can guess which groups they are.


Trish
April 17, 2009 / 17:53

Well I'm guessing ONE of those groups is comprised of the very type maligned by the idiot sportscaster. Present company excepted, Fred, but why are sportscasters so stupid?


Mike from Lowville
April 17, 2009 / 19:01

Stafford, I believe I heard that. I also remember the famous James Scott interview with Fishbone a few years later.


Buffalo Boy Mike
April 17, 2009 / 20:06

Whats wrong with the words cock and sucker
cock meaning male rooster,
sucker could refer to a fish or one of those suction do hikies that you put on a window or smooth surface to hang something or one who falls for a stupid prank.


Right Uppercut
April 17, 2009 / 23:20

Must have been a slow day to see that the prancing-antics of Ontario's former "health" minister "Furious George" and
"Rear-end NDP Svend" from the left-coast made it on Sportsnet.


IanS
April 18, 2009 / 20:23

Trish, The sportscasters don't have the market cornered on stupidity. I don't want to bring up Gord Martineau again, but...


Trish
April 19, 2009 / 22:25

Ian, while it's true that some newscasters I know are as dumb as shoes, sportscasters generally do corner the market on stupidity.


Simon T.
April 20, 2009 / 07:09

Actually I think the market on stupidity has been cornered by women named "Trish". At least one anyway. All you have to do is read the posts in the other articles.


Greg M
April 21, 2009 / 12:52

The video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Rogers Sportsnet, of Rogers Communications Inc.

When did Rogers copyright the term ? Does that mean I have to pay them every time I say it?


Pam
April 22, 2009 / 15:26

Ian - lay off Trish, you stupid arse-h*le.


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