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March 4, 2008 @ 09:57

I was listening to Derringer this morning and John mentioned this story about crotch grabbing, or bag adjustment or pecker placement in Italy.

Apparently it’s been a big problem in Italy with historical ties to superstition and death.

Italian men like to grab their fellas when a hearse drives by as a method of warding off the grim reaper. Whatever.

John went on to predict that such a law would probably find its way to North America, and that concerns me. Can you imagine having to be always conscious of touching your gems?

There are so many things that come into play, underwear, sweat, hair and chafing.

Size plays a part as well. A guy with a shorty that sticks straight out must go crazy having his pecker head take the full brunt of day to day life.

And what about guys who’ve been cursed with a big fella?

It’s not all its cracked up to be and to think occasional adjustments would become unlawful is downright ridiculous and scares the shit out of me because it would seriously affect my bocce game.

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40 Responses to "This Morning On Q"


Paul
March 4, 2008 / 10:58

In your fuckin dreams Freddie! Hahaha.


Tim Artuchov
March 4, 2008 / 12:03

I think that should be your facebook picture Freddie.


dave
March 4, 2008 / 12:18

If this law was in force years ago in Canada, Dave Stieb would still be in the slammer.


Jason GetYourOJ.com
March 4, 2008 / 17:53

In some places you can't chew gum either, should we adopt that law as well?

The thing is Fred, if you are anti-public breast-feeding, I'm not sure how you can be pro the right to adjuct your stuff in public. That just doesn't seem right to me, fella.


Andy Wilson
March 5, 2008 / 00:11

Ummmm. Ok. So why is your "Fred Thing" the color of another mans thing?


RickyP
March 5, 2008 / 00:22

I gave the Italian article a quick read. I almost fell off my chair when I came accross the part that said

'The third penal division of the Rome court'

Should it not have been 'The third penile division of the Rome court?' After all, the guy was grabbing his package.


allen fraser
March 7, 2008 / 09:09

Freddie,
I'm thinkin' "Wilt the 3 legged Stilt" found his way into ur knickers.
How did you ever crop him out of the picture


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