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Serenity

February 14, 2008 @ 08:29

Besides having a wonderful wife, fabulous kids, and a whack of fantastic friends, I also have a great agent.

My agents name is Paul and from time to time his assistant Darrell will call me to come downtown and audition for commercials.

I enjoy doing it, but to be brutally honest, I’m not very successful at it because I’m not much of a voice actor. I can’t do a lot of things with my voice, so if a commercial calls for the “gruff cowboy type” or the “sophisticated professor type” my phone doesn’t ring.

When I get auditions they’re usually for products that are consistent with my basic profile, that being a “middle aged man.”

Yesterday was such a day and although quite humiliating it was also quite funny.

I was asked to be at "Wanted Studios" on King St W. and when I arrived I was pleased to see a few old familiar faces.

Humble Howard was there, and so was Dan Duran, former CFNY colleague Norm Spencer and good guy Bill Hayes from Q-107, and all of us were there to read for the same commercial and all of us are of the same profile.

A profile that's apparently consistent with promoting "Serenity for Men."

It made us all bust a gut, and although I can't speak for the other guys, I swear I didn't lose a drop.

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6 Responses to "Serenity"


Jason Barr
February 14, 2008 / 10:25

Are the pads good for sharts too? I still haven't sharted. I have a very muscular sphincter.


Nigel Trousershrapnel
February 14, 2008 / 15:38

I can just see it. The perfect sports weekend.
Lazy boy chair, portable fridge loaded with beer and Fred in his Man-nappy.
"Not only can I catch every game this weekend. I won't miss a minute of the action, with those pesky trips to the can! That my friends is Serenity!"
My name is Fred Patterson and I approved this message.


Stafford
February 14, 2008 / 15:56

When people ask me why I don't do commercial voice work, assuming it's as easy as pie to get, I should print out the list of voice talent you saw at the audition and hand it to them!


mike (Buffalo Boy)
February 14, 2008 / 20:51

YEah that is an interesting point will they hold in a Florch? What the hell is Howard doing there I thought he had the perfect sphincters? He shouldnt be selling something he doesnt need.


Juan
February 15, 2008 / 07:54

I swear I thought you did the voice for one of the Bell commercial beavers...I think it is Frank


Nilsa Plosker
August 31, 2010 / 15:48

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