Tiger Joke

Tiger Joke

September 28, 2007 @ 08:40

In honour of the President's Cup, which I could give two shits about, here's a Newfie joke involving Tiger Woods.

You can tell Newfie jokes because these wonderful people have a fantastic sense of humour and no chip on their shoulders.

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote outpost.

The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf and greets Tiger in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"How's she cuttin' bye" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle only to have two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Fookin Jaysus," says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"

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11 Responses to "Tiger Joke"

Mike from Lowville
October 1, 2007 / 09:09

"You can tell Newfie jokes because these wonderful people have a fantastic sense of humour and no chip on their shoulders."

You are so wrong on this comment Fred.

"Fookin Jaysus," says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"

Thanks fo not inserting a import here.

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July 31, 2010 / 12:58

Even when he or she doesn’t appear responsible, they in all probability secret really feel guilty. When there are relationships and cheating happens, that doesn’t imply the end of the relationship every time.

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August 4, 2010 / 08:15

Browsing Bing for some funny jokes about politicians I found this article. It makes me laugh and I do think you, without a doubt should keep going!

Vada Garen
August 16, 2010 / 23:00

Why is it a surprise to anyone that this lowsy president of ours would support the building of a structure of death. Obama has done absolutely nothing for this country except make it worse.He is just another BS’er politician

Maxwell Country
August 23, 2010 / 16:27

I hate all this private chatter regarding Tiger Woods' and Elin's divorce. He is a professional athlete, why don't we focus on his craft.

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August 23, 2010 / 16:31

I dislike any of this private talk about Tiger Woods' and Elin's divorce. He is a professional golfer, why don't we focus on his sport.

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August 26, 2010 / 08:51

Good post, thanks

Hipolito M. Wiseman
August 29, 2010 / 10:12

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Millam@aol.com
September 1, 2010 / 13:47

First of all - I hope it does cause MLB some major angst. Their role in all of this is significant. Selig should be forced to step down. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE knew what was going on. And rather than confront it Selig and his merry band of synchophants decided to ignore it. Ignore it as Bonds heads swelled to gargantuan proportions. Clemons is a major league tool and frankly deserves what he's about to get......:-)

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September 1, 2010 / 22:14

Arghhh !!! Congress involved in regualting sports ! And it's covered like a national security issue !!!!There should be an article "Why is Congress Involved in Regulating Sports ?"Then when you think of all the corrput, lying politicians in Congress, here they pick on some two-bit sports gladiator to make an example of !!!.....:-)

Terry Chuta
September 2, 2010 / 12:47

Why is Constructing a Mosque at Ground Zero really permitted to occur? I've never heard anything so 100 % brainless in all my life. If this actually approaches fact, It will probably be the worst thing in the world. aisha

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