September 28, 2007 @ 08:40
In honour of the President's Cup, which I could give two shits about, here's a Newfie joke involving Tiger Woods.
You can tell Newfie jokes because these wonderful people have a fantastic sense of humour and no chip on their shoulders.
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote outpost.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf and greets Tiger in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"How's she cuttin' bye" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle only to have two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fookin Jaysus," says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"
Category: Fun Stuff | Sports
October 1, 2007 / 09:09
"You can tell Newfie jokes because these wonderful people have a fantastic sense of humour and no chip on their shoulders."
You are so wrong on this comment Fred.
"Fookin Jaysus," says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"
Thanks fo not inserting a import here.
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August 23, 2010 / 16:27
I hate all this private chatter regarding Tiger Woods' and Elin's divorce. He is a professional athlete, why don't we focus on his craft.
August 23, 2010 / 16:31
I dislike any of this private talk about Tiger Woods' and Elin's divorce. He is a professional golfer, why don't we focus on his sport.
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