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On A Lighter Note

July 6, 2007 @ 08:30

This is my trailer buddy Gerry. He drives a train for a living, he's a great golfer and he's got a heart of gold.

He also makes me laugh from time to time and one of those times was earlier this week.

Have you ever heard the masturbatory terms, "cuff the carrot", "spank the monkey" or "chokin' the chicken"

I thought I had heard them all until Gerry delivered this one.

"Hey Fred, what are you doin'…… a little five on one?"

Call me crazy or call me immature. I just found it funny as shit.

And on that note, if anyone else knows other terms for "beatin' your banana" feel free to post them.

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17 Responses to "On A Lighter Note"


LEW
July 6, 2007 / 09:13

I still enjoy "painting the ceiling" or "manning the post"


LEW
July 6, 2007 / 09:18

Sorry Fred, but in your first post about Swampy you say "It's crazy to think you could work in an industry for close to 30 years without rubbing someone the wrong way," and then your next post is about masturbation?


mark
July 6, 2007 / 10:03

Hand to gland combat?


JIM
July 6, 2007 / 10:07

self loving


Rick
July 6, 2007 / 13:08

Doin' the knuckle shuffle


Pete McPhedran
July 6, 2007 / 13:26

Pulling the goalie


Jason @ Get Your OJ
July 6, 2007 / 13:30

self nuturing.

or as a female friend says, "i've got to go rub one out"


Jason @ Get Your OJ
July 6, 2007 / 13:32

*NURTURING


sam
July 6, 2007 / 18:24

Shining the helmet


Billy Boy
July 6, 2007 / 18:32

"beatin' the spunk outta the head of the family"


Jason Barr
July 6, 2007 / 19:01

Hand cranking the one eyed yogurt thrower.


LEW
July 6, 2007 / 20:46

Jason: has there been a Blue Angel attempt with a dick-fart?


Stafford
July 6, 2007 / 20:51

Uploading telemetry to the shuttle.

Giving a German the heads-up.

Putting fluid in the brake line.

Leaving clues for CSI.

Trolling for Irvine. (Kidding Mark, you wonderful sand in everybody's vagina bastard!)

Hey Freddie, can a vacationing guy come up to the trailer next week and witness your white power triad in action?


Mark
July 6, 2007 / 21:03

'Throwin' one off the wrist'


Anonymous
July 7, 2007 / 10:56

whack the gerbil


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