Dan Duran

January 4, 2007 @ 11:17

Yesterday the attached picture was my banner picture. When I first saw it, it reminded of my good friend Dan Duran.

You may or may not know that Dan and I summer together in the Kawartha's and a few years ago I caught Dan in a similar situation to the man sitting on the right.

Dan was doing something at his trailer wearing a pair of loose shorts. At point he went down on one knee and something hung out of his cargos. Seems he wasn't wearing briefs.

I'll tell you for several seconds I ran the gamut of emotions. I was shocked, disgusted and repulsed - but most of all, I was impressed.

To say that Dan got more than his share of manhood is an understatement. Dan is blessed, and I'm surprised he doesn't need a blood transfusion whenever he becomes aroused.

At the time it happened I chastised Dan for exposing me to such a sight, and he quickly tucked things away. But that image never left my mind. Part of me wondered if I actually saw what I thought I saw.

And then it was confirmed again this summer on a quiet day in the trailer park. The only people in the park were Dan's family and me.

Needing to borrow a tool from Dan I wandered down to his place and upon rounding the corner I had a replay of those emotions from a few years before.

Only this time he was completely unclothed, standing on his deck with something extremely disproportionate banging against his knee while he dried his hair with a towel.

"What are you doing" I exclaimed.

"Drying my hair" he replied.

"But your not wearing anything" I gasped.
"
I like to be this way when nobodies around" he said.

"Well I'm around" I argued. "Put some clothes on." And he did.

I then went into Dans shed and grabbed a wrench - and as I wandered back to my place I became insanely jealous of Dan's selection of tools.

Especially one in particular.